And I don’t want any hassle

From: *******
Subject: Hi
Sent Date: 9/30/2009 3:11:29 PM

You’re cute.

From: *******
Subject: RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/30/2009 9:52:19 PM

awww :D we need to chat soon :D you’re really pretty! 3

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 7:04:33 PM

I’m not sure how to put this, so I’ll just be upfront about it. I want a baby… and I think your the man for the job. I want to be clear… I’m not looking for anything in return. As a matter of fact, I would want us to sever all ties after the “mission” is complete. So whether it takes 10 or 100 tries, can I count you in for this?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 7:16:50 PM

What about me made you want to message or/ ask me about this? Did you send this to any other people? Is this a scam?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 7:43:57 PM

No I haven’t messaged anyone else about this and no it’s not a scam. If it was a scam you’d know about it. Anyways, how about this… why don’t we just get to know each other and go from there, and sorry if I came on to strong.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 7:45:00 PM

haha that sounds great! it was a bit strong, but if you are emotionally/financially stable id love to help you bring a bundle of joy into the world. i’d love to get to know you :)

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 7:57:57 PM

Great :) There’s just a few questions I want to get out of the way…

1) How’s your vision? Healthy eyes? Do you wear glasses/contact?
2) Any allergies?
3) Medical conditions in your family? History of heart disease? High blood pressure?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 8:03:20 PM

20/20 vision, both my parent’s wear glasses, I don’t need them. No allergies… and no medical conditions really.. emphysema on my dad’s side of the family.. heart disease/high blood pressure I don’t believe so..

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 8:51:53 PM

Ok, and…

1) High school GPA? (approximate is fine)
2) Have you had all your shots? (tetanus, polio, rubella, hepatitis B, etc.)
3) Do you have a yearly physical? Name of doctor?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 9:01:57 PM

3.75, yes, I haven’t had a physical in a year or two.. Dr. Barr I think, it was my mom’s doctor..

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 9:08:16 PM

Dr. Barr huh? What’s his number? I may need to verify this… or maybe since it was your mom’s doctor it would be better for you to give me her number.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 9:14:23 PM

I’m sorry this is all just a little fast you know.. I don’t even really know what your intentions are- we need to chat or something.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 9:27:57 PM

HEY!… I am not interested in playing games… now… give… me… Dr. Barr’s… or… your… mom’s… phone… number!

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 9:32:53 PM

http://www.pph.org/default.aspx?nd=476 that is the facility where his office is. I don’t feel comfortable giving you my mom’s number under the circumstances.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 9:39:57 PM

Ok, that’ll be fine for now. I’m off to bed now but tomorrow I’m going to need your mom’s phone number… and I don’t want any hassle. With a child at stake I need to make sure your story checks out.

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