A few questions

From: **********
Subject: Hey you!
Sent Date: 10/8/2009 11:11:55 PM

I really liked your profile. You seem to be a very energetic woman that knows what she wants. What I liked was that I get a sense that you are outgoing and at the same time down to earth. I find that incredibly awesome, and very appealing.

From: *******
Subject: RE:Hey you!
Sent Date: 10/9/2009 10:57:58 PM

Thank you for the message. You’re very charming.

Why don’t we start off with a few questions…

1. If you could buy any type of food what would you buy?
2. What color is your tooth brush?
3. If you could be any animal what would it be and why?
4. What is one of the things you would put on your “bucket” list?
5. Who is your favorite super hero and why?
6. Who do you admire the most?
7. What is your favorite summer activity?
8. If a movie was made of your life what genre would it be, who would play you?
9. If you could be any flavor of ice cream what ice cream flavor would you be and why?
10. Who is your favorite cartoon character and why?
11. If you could go any where in the world where would you go and why?
12. What is your dream job?
13. Are you a morning or a night person?
14. What is your favorite hobby?
15. What is one thing that annoys you the most?
16. What is the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?
17. What is your favorite thing about someone in your family?
18. What is one of your weird quirks?
19. Describe your self in 3 words.
20. If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?
21. If you could talk in your sleep what would you say?
22. What is the first thing you do when you get up in the morning?
23. What is your favorite movie quote?
24. What is your favorite joke?
25. What would you do on Mars for fun?
26. If you could get yourself anything, what would you get?
27. Where is the worst place you could get stuck?
28. What would you do with your “15 minutes” of fame?
29. Where would you go if you where invisible?
30. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
31. What is the one thing you own you wish you didn’t?
32. Describe the perfect kiss in 3 words.
33. What is your biggest addiction?
34. Do you have a song that reminds you of a relationship if so what song?
35. How many books have you read so far this year?
36. When I dance, I look like…?
37. Who have you met that you wish you hadn’t?
38. If you were famous what would you be famous for?
39. What is the worst job you could have?
40. What is your favorite T.V. channel?
41. What is the thing your most afraid of?
42. If you could paint anything what would you paint?
43. What celebrity annoys you the most?
44. What is the most interesting thing you have in your purse/wallet?
45. What is the meanest thing you’ve ever said to someone?
46. If you could get a yacht what would you call it?
47. What is your life long dream?
48. If you could talk to the President what would you talk about?
49. Have you ever tried to do something you know you would be really bad at, what was it?
50. On a scale of 1 to 10 how “cool” are you?
51. What is the best advantage to being really tall?
52. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
53. What is the one thing you have always wanted to do?
54. What TV sitcom family would you be a member of?
55. What store do you shop at the most?
56. What new technology will transform the future?
57. What supply in your house is running low?
58. If you could be any nationality what would it be?
59. What is the most delightful word you can think of?
60. What is your least favorite beverage?
61. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
62. If you were stranded on a tropical island what 2 things would you want with you?
63. What is the first thing you notice about someone when you first meet?
64. If you where running for office what would your campaign slogan be?
65. What was your favorite book growing up?
66. What city in America should not be included on a map, why?
67. What compliment does people give you the most?
68. What word would you add to the dictionary if you could, what would it mean?
69. What product would you refuse to promote?
70. What is your favorite pet’s name?
71. Use one word to describe your computer ability?
72. If your plane was about to crash, who would you want sitting next to you?
73. Which of the presidents was your favorite?
74. How long of a consecutive time have you spent in a car?
75. What is your favorite Halloween costume?
76. How can you tell if some one is a nerd?
77. If you could teach any grade or subject what would it be?
78. What fashion trend do you just not get?
79. If you where a wicked tyrant what country would you rule?
80. What is the lowest grade you have ever been given what class was it for?
81. If you could choose your nickname what would it be?
82. What is your best feature?
83. If you could swim in any liquid what would it be and why?
84. What is the song you hear most often?
85. What have you done that you are most proud of?
86. How many keys do you have on your key ring?
87. What is your favorite song?
88. How old where you when you had the worst hair cut ever what style was it?
89. What advice did you get that was the most rewarding?
90. If you could change one thing about your looks what would it be?
91. What is your least favorite type of music?
92. If you where a super hero what would your powers be?
93. What fortune would you want to get from a fortune cookie?
94. What is one food you wouldn’t want to give up?
95. If you won a million dollars what would you buy?
96. If you had access to a time machine where and when would you go?
97. If you could add a person to Mount Rushmore who would it be, why?
98. If you could win any award what would it be, why?
99. If you could teleport where would you go, why?
100. What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

From: **********
Subject: RE:RE:Hey you!
Sent Date: 10/9/2009 11:11:55 PM

Wow, you have to be kidding me? Did you seriously just type up these questions or are they pre-typed? I am not sure how much time I have to sit here and answer these questions in detail. I will compromise with you and answer a few.

1. Too many to select from
2. Green
3. A reptile of some kind
4. To climb the Swiss Alps
5. Superman
6. My mother and coworkers
7. Too many to select from
8. An inspirational film; the main role
9. Rocky Road
10. I have several
11. I have traveled all over the world, but would like to go to Greece
12. I have a job I enjoy and consider myself lucky to be in
13. A bit of both
14. I have many
15. Women who play games and not just actually call and get to know a person in reality
16. Octopus
17. Their compassion and good heart
18. I have several interesting quirks
19. Romantic, loving, genuine
20. I like ME
21. Probably something sensual
22. Think of you actually calling me
23. Refer to my profile.
24. I have a few
25. I would try to figure out if women really are from Venus and men from Mars
26. You actually here talking to me in-person

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hey you!
Sent Date: 10/9/2009 11:21:31 PM

27 -100?

From: **********
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hey you!
Sent Date: 10/9/2009 11:54:07 PM

29. I would find out your favorite flowers then go to a flower shop and bring them to you.
32. passionate, gentle and warm
33. gummy bears
34. Annie’s Song by John Denver
35. Over 20
36. Depends on the dance
38. Inventing a cure for a disease
41. Women not following through
46. The Lady
47. To be comfortable with my finances, to have a nice home, a good wife and build a family
48. Healthcare and unemployment solutions
50. 15
51. Being able to reach things on high shelves and being a comfort to the person I am dating
52. 30 minutes

There, a few more now I am off to bed.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hey you!
Sent Date: 10/10/2009 6:02:16 PM

53-100?

From: **********
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hey you!
Sent Date: 10/10/2009 8:54:07 PM

53. Too many activities in my life I still want to accomplish. One of which is meeting and seeing you
54. Not really sure, maybe The Simpsons
55. I purchase a lot of items from Target
56. Hybrid vehicles I hope
57. Toilet paper
58. I am pretty excited to be a Cuban-German
59. Romance
60. Not sure I have one as I like just about all beverages
61. A nice looking pair of legs
62. This is a tough one, but definitely my girlfriend/fiancé/wife (the woman I would be dating) and my Elvis CDs complete with portable stereo and unlimited battery life.
63. Eye contact
64. “Protect your country. Kill them with Kindness.”
65. The Complete Tales and Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
66. Carbondale, IL. A very green and naturally scenic, but provincial town
67. My hazel eyes, my intelligence and kind-heart
68. Unsure, next question
69. Any product the aids to the destruction of the natural environment
70. Munchkin
71. Superior
72. I would prefer I was the only passenger as to not harm others
73. Theodore Roosevelt
74. 12 hours
75. I am more interested in the costumes the females wear. Some of which are indeed alluring
76. Hey, are you talking about me?
77. I already teach the subject and grade I think I was intended to
78. Pocket protectors
79. The Land of Oz and I would not be a Wicked tyrant, but a good witch
80. A “D” for several math classes
81. My nickname is “Sherlock”
82. My eyes
83. Pina Colada mix or Riesling wine for obvious reasons
84. I listen to a lot of Elvis tunes
85. My degrees
86. 6 keys. My classroom, my apartment, my mailbox key, my cabinet locks in my classroom, my parents house key and my airplane key
87. Annie’s Song by John Denver
88. Probably in the military during basic training as I had no hair
89. Do good to others and it will eventually be returned
90. My nose and perhaps, my overall muscle build
91. Hardcore thrasher music
92. I am partial to flying, I would like x-ray vision for obvious reasons (hehehe!), perhaps super strength and the ability to heal the injured by touch
93. You will find true love around the corner oh and also, win the lottery
94. Licorice and gummy bears
95. I would pay off my debt, give money to charity, buy my girl whatever she likes, help out my folks and probably finally fix the damn lock on my truck
96. I would probably go back to Medieval times to be with my fellow knights who are as chivalrous as me and do not have to deal with women being so scared of a guy who is actually this way
97. Elvis Presley. After all, he was/is the King of Rock and Roll
98. A Nobel Peace prize for inventing a cure for some disease that kills thousands a year
99. At the moment, Hawaii. I need a break
100. I always liked The Jetsons, The Simpsons, Disney programs, Thundercats, Pinky and the Brain, and G.I. Joe.

Ok, so I answered your questions. Let’s talk, no more e-mails. Call me. xxx-xxx-xxxx

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hey you!
Sent Date: 10/11/2009 10:02:16 PM

Ok so far so good. Just another 40 more and we’ll move on to the essay part.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 7, line 4. What does it say?
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. Which came first the chicken or the egg?
8. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
9. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
10. How many rings before you answer the phone?
11. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
12. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
13. Last time you swam in a pool?
14. Type of music you like most?
15. Type of music you dislike most?
16. Are you listening to music right now?
17. What color is your bedroom carpet?
18. What was the last thing you bought?
20. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
21. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
22. Who sent the last text message you received?
23. What time is bed time?
24. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
25. What did you do for your last birthday?
26. Do you carry a donor card?
27. Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
28. Is the glass half empty or half full?
29. When’s the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
30. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
31. What’s under your bed?
33. What time do you get up?
34. What was the name of your first pet?
35. Who is the second to last person to call you?
36. How are you feeling right now?
37. What time do you get up in the morning?
38. Do you sing in the shower?
40. What is your favorite time of the day?

From: **********
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hey you!
Sent Date: 10/11/2009 11:54:07 PM

I’m done answering questions. If you want to talk, call me. xxx-xxx-xxxx

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hey you!
Sent Date: 10/12/2009 10:27:16 PM

1-40?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hey you!
Sent Date: 10/13/2009 5:15:46 PM

1-40 now!

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hey you!
Sent Date: 10/14/2009 11:56:27 PM

1-40 please?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hey you!
Sent Date: 10/15/2009 8:12:34 PM

1-40 and I’ll send you a topless shot?

From: **********
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hey you!
Sent Date: 10/15/2009 8:41:09 PM

1. no book near me
2. Nothing
3. News
4. 7
5. 7:15
6. TV
7. Chicken
8. Night Owl
9. Yes
10. 2
11. Brad
12. Music
13. 2 weeks ago
14. I like a lot of music
15. Hard Rock, Rap, Country
16. No
17. Grey
18. Groceries
20. No
21. Not sure
22. Don’t remember
23. 11 or 12.
24. Once
25. Went Skiing
26. No
27. Brad and Frank
28. Half full
29. Can’t remember
30. Yes
31. Nothing
33. 630
34. Drake
35. Rob
36. Tire
37. 630
38. Not very often
40. 5pm

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hey you!
Sent Date: 10/15/2009 9:12:34 PM

From: **********
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hey you!
Sent Date: 10/15/2009 9:41:09 PM

wtf?

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