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The Sketch

From: ******
Subject: Hi
Sent Date: 8/29/2009 7:44:53 AM

boy How are you? I liked your profile and pictures. You seem very attractive and fun. I would be interested in getting to know you :) I’m a big animal lover. Enjoy camping, hiking and playing sports.

From: *******
Subject: RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/29/2009 2:16:19 PM

girl You seem like a sweet guy but I’m not sure we’re a good match.

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/30/2009 7:44:53 AM

boy Why do you say that?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/30/2009 3:22:15 PM

girl Well, I’m hesitant to say but truth be told I met with my psychic today and she had some interesting and revealing information. She said a bearded man would come into my life… quite possibly of middle eastern descent, though she could not confirm nor deny that. She said he would seem nice, fun, and harmless… but he would bring me terrifying nightmares through his manipulation of my mind. She then sketched an image and well… don’t you notice a resemblance?

Drawing I sent him          His profile picture

guy sketch guy sketch 1

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/30/2009 5:23:12 PM

boy This is crazy. I’m not trying to manipulate your mind. Who’s your psychic?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/30/2009 7:19:16 PM

girl If I told you, I fear I would put her life in jeopardy. I couldn’t live with myself knowing her blood was on my shoulders. Please don’t kill me or my psychic. Please… whatever voodoo your into. Please spare me.

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/30/2009 7:23:24 PM

boy Are you kidding me. Is this some joke?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/30/2009 7:26:15 PM

girl Yes this is a joke. This isn’t real. We never spoke.

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2 Comments on “The Sketch”

  1. 1 Gunther McGeeGee said at 3:21 pm on October 21st, 2009:

    Yes! this is ‘HAWESOME’

  2. 2 Bunnie said at 12:23 pm on November 4th, 2009:

    You’re my hero!


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