Strict German Father
From: *******
Subject: Hi….
Sent Date: 8/25/2009 1:11:16 PM
You have a few curse words in your profile. Would you be able to keep from swearing if we went out?
From: *****
Subject: RE:Hi….
Sent Date: 8/26/2009 12:31:58 AM
how big of a deal is it to you?
I curse like a sailor, but i can still speak articulately. I just feel that sometimes to accurately express my sentiments words like “F*CK, SH*t, B*TCH, motherf*cker” are needed. I’m a passionate person who uses profanity on occasion to make a point. Plus the word “f*ck” is derivative of German dialect, hence the hard consonants which help in release a sound of vocal tension that few other words can rival. But yeah I can be formal around you. You wouldn’t be seeing the real me.
From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:Hi….
Sent Date: 8/26/2009 2:16:59 PM
It all stems from my strict childhood. Growing up my friends joked that I was living under a Nazi regime. The fact that dad made us kids call him Fuhrer didn’t help. Now that I’m on my own I guess his principles are still ingrained in me. Usually when I swear, I feel so guilty I take some laundry detergent or dish soap… whatever I have around and I wash my mouth out.
Relationships are about compromise and I want to get to know the real you… how about we make a deal… you can swear as much as you like as long as at the end of each date I can wash your mouth out?
From: *****
Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hi….
Sent Date: 8/27/2009 8:58:38 PM
Are you joking? is this a joke? Your strict German father has psychologically and possibly physically damaged you through his antiquated way of discipline.
I just wanted to let you know, I love you. xD
This is great. Keep it going.
You are crazy :)