Poetry
From: *******
Subject: Hey
Sent Date: 9/12/2009 2:28:47 PM
Hey… that picture of you in your living room without a shirt is pretty sexy.
From: ******
Subject: RE:Hey
Sent Date: 9/12/2009 3:45:07 PM
Look, smile, lick, kiss
Tongue, lips, biting, touching
Touching, rubbing, fondling, craving
Unbutton, Unbutton, Unbutton, caress
Unbutton, drop, lick, lick, suck, touch
Breast, nipple,**** ****
Touch, nibble, moan, breathe, heat
Unclasp, pull off, drop, grab, rub, rub
Flick, circle, arch, moan, heat, fondle
Unbutton, unzip, drop, grab, squeeze
Cock, shaft, moist, ****
Kiss, tongue, suck, breasts, moan, throb
Unbutton, unzip, drop, rub, rub, heat
Moist, hot, breast, breast, suck, press
Remove, touch, rub, fingers, insert, hot
Wet, ****, fingers, inside, moist
Up, down, up, down, harder, harder, harder
Wet, dripping, throbbing, touching
Head, rubbing, entering, craving
Half way, pulsating, warm, so good
Breasts, sucking, squeezing, licking
Ass, smacked, held, deeper, deeper, deeper
Up, down, up, down, harder, deeper, harder
Tingling, toes to legs to ****…cumming
Deeper, deeper, drenched, breast, biting
Reverse, ass, squeezing, smacking, g-spot
Rubbing, entering, breasts, touching
Penis, orgasim, cum, ****, deep
From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:Hey
Sent Date: 9/12/2009 4:28:47 PM
you, trunk, me, driving
driving, driving, driving, driving
desert, flat, dry, hot
no, people, no, crime
you, trunk, tied, hands
me, park, get, shovel
dig, dig, dig, dig
load, gun, full, clip
you, hole, me, ready
gun, shot, shot, shot
me, smile, smile, smile
shovel, dirt, back, back
me, drive, home, home
17 Comments »
Haha that has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve read! =D
Looove this site!
Fabulous stuff – dunno where you get your ideas from, but keep them coming ! :)
Omg I love it. Seriously sporfle-ing. Thank you for making my day.
That is absolutely class…you have a talent.
read, read, read, laugh, laugh, laugh, read, laugh,read,laugh, laugh. breathe, breathe, “oh god”, read, read, read, laugh, laugh, laugh.
This is the best one!!!
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha. Dude you are fuckin hilarious. This made my month
I wish I had the testes to write this. But of course, I’m a girl, and you’re a guy, and therefore you are the one with the testes. But oh, if i could….I only wish I had replied to some of the psycho poems I received.
Oh god this shit is epic. What kind of dude replies like that anyway?
You are my hero.
Ohhh emmm geee…. effin hilarious. That made my LIFE.
Omg. I was reading this out loud to my sister, and we were in hysterics. Tears streaming down my face sort of laughter. I love this one!
OMGWTFBBQ FREAKING HILLARIOUS GOOD SHIT KEEP EM CUMMING
hA HA so funny donated just so you know
shot, shot, me, smile, smile, smile
hahahaha
This is definitely my favorite thus far mostly because the guy totally set himself up for ridicule. Ha.
that’s AWESOME!
EPIC WIN!