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Is that an issue?

From: *******
Subject: Hi!
Sent Date: 9/9/2009 4:13:39 PM

boy Hey! Whats up! I have never really done this before so I really dont know what to say! So what makes you different from all the others?

From: *******
Subject: RE:Hi!
Sent Date: 9/9/2009 4:19:58 PM

girl I have a prosthetic leg.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:Hi!
Sent Date: 9/10/2009 1:20:50 PM

boy Well thats ok. Are you from LA?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hi!
Sent Date: 9/10/2009 4:22:05 PM

girl I also have a glass eye. Is that an issue?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi!
Sent Date: 9/11/2009 7:04:07 PM

boy I don’t think it’s an issue. I honestly can’t even tell in your picture.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi!
Sent Date: 9/11/2009 10:33:22 PM

girl I also have overactive sweat glands. I sweat more then a pregnant nun at confession. Just going from the couch to the kitchen makes me soaked. Since I sweat so much. I have to drink a ton of water to stay hydrated. Usually 2-3 gallons a day. If I drink any less, I’ll faint and that’s not fun. Last time I fainted I was driving my car and ended up plowing through a pre-school playground during recess. Fortunately no kids died, and only half a dozen or so had to be taken to the hospital for broken bones.

Anyways, is that an issue?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi!
Sent Date: 9/11/2009 11:00:47 PM

boy Well I guess everyone needs to sweat right. So what’s your favorite tv show?

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6 Comments on “Is that an issue?”

  1. 1 Stuart McMillen said at 5:18 am on October 2nd, 2009:

    I laughed at the ‘pregnant nun’ line!

  2. 2 lauris said at 11:12 am on October 2nd, 2009:

    hahahah i love how he just changes the subject.

  3. 3 dafd said at 9:33 pm on October 10th, 2009:

    aww, this guy was really nice..

  4. 4 Hecs said at 11:31 pm on October 18th, 2009:

    I salute yr brain my friend!
    thank you for making me laugh so much

  5. 5 Dan said at 3:45 pm on November 30th, 2009:

    Honestly… that one was purile…

  6. 6 Trav said at 2:56 pm on January 31st, 2010:

    That was so epic, love it


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