I’ll let you go
From: ******
Subject: Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 1:25:17 PM
Hello, my name is Joey. I was reading your profile and would like to get to know more about you. A little about me…I am 27, born and raised in the bay area. Like I said, I would like to get to know more about you, so get back to me and lets chat. Thanks
From: *******
Subject: RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 3:27:44 PM
Hey Joey, how’s it going? I’m not going to beat around the bush. I’m looking for someone who can give me a golden shower. Can you deliver?
From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 3:54:17 PM
Girl I can deliver whatever you want. What’s you number? Let’s talk.
From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 4:32:15 PM
Woohoo! Two other guys are interested too!
From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 4:45:23 PM
Interested in what?
From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 5:16:27 PM
In joining. It will be you, this guy Rick and this guy Tony, so I guess it will be more like golden fountains then a golden shower LOL.
From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 5:41:37 PM
**** that. I’m not into this. If you want to hang out one on one call me. xxx-xxx-xxxx
From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 5:58:47 PM
Oh come on. It will be fun. Why don’t I have Tony call you.
From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 6:15:07 PM
**** no I don’t want some guy calling me.
From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 6:24:12 PM
Ok Rick then, he’s more sensitive. He makes you feel like your talking to a women.
What time should I tell him to call you? Your number’s xxx-xxx-xxxx right?
From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 6:36:23 PM
Are you not ****ing hearing me. I don’t want anyone calling me.
From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 6:58:42 PM
I’m sorry but he already has your number. He said he’ll call around 8. At this point, I would recommend calling your cell phone provider and having your number changed if you really want to avoid his call.
From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 7:05:27 PM
**** you bitch.
From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 7:57:34 PM
That’s no way to talk to a lady. Anyways, I’ll let you go… I know you’re expecting a call.


Lol. This is hilarious!
WOOOOW very funny
Aww, poor Joey didn’t get to have his “R. Kelly” moment.
Need more votes, come on everyone, give this a 5/5 :)
LOLLERSKATEZ
This is genius
I can`t stop laughing
this is funny …wots he doing giving his number out in the first place ???
every1 noes you get a new chip to give out on the net….pmsl
very good
hilarious
For Jessica and others wondering… he did a lot of these, not just for a one time gag but to show the lengths men will go to just for the possibility of getting laid. This also illustrates how hard it can be for a woman to get rid of an interested creep bag.
HAHAHAHAHAHA omg that was funny!
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omg that was funny!
I wonder if he decided to be a part of the shower. That would be funny.
lol! Serves him right! I love it!
holly shit, i did the same shit to my ex just that she has problems paying bills. guys fell for it in an instant and she got a shit load of calls Lol!!!
This was good, my friend pretended to be a hot lesbian and played around with other lesbians…..
old people trolling :]
lmao that’s epic. I get that a LOT and I’m sorry “bn” but every single message I got from a guy that asked to “Get to know me better” was just for sex. It always ends up in “When can we meet up so I could..get to know you better.” or giving me their number(After about 5 messages). Sorry but if that’s not for wanting sex than what is?
This guy deserved it, he was looking for sex and…well…he got a male. ;P
What iz zis “Golden Shower”?Iz good clean fun?
Funny, but i dont get the people saying serves him right. So what if the guy was looking for sex? When did it become wrong to try to get laid?
“This also illustrates how hard it can be for a woman to get rid of an interested creep bag.”
No it doesn’t. As soon as he thinks other guys are involved he gives up. She (well, the guy pretending to be a girl) persists.
Also, I agree with No. Why is it that if a girl looks for sex she’s empowered, but if a guy looks for sex he’s a pervert and deserves shit like this?