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I’ll let you go

From: ******
Subject: Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 1:25:17 PM

boy Hello, my name is Joey. I was reading your profile and would like to get to know more about you. A little about me…I am 27, born and raised in the bay area. Like I said, I would like to get to know more about you, so get back to me and lets chat. Thanks

From: *******
Subject: RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 3:27:44 PM

girl Hey Joey, how’s it going? I’m not going to beat around the bush. I’m looking for someone who can give me a golden shower. Can you deliver?

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 3:54:17 PM

boy Girl I can deliver whatever you want. What’s you number? Let’s talk.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 4:32:15 PM

girl Woohoo! Two other guys are interested too!

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 4:45:23 PM

boy Interested in what?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 5:16:27 PM

girl In joining. It will be you, this guy Rick and this guy Tony, so I guess it will be more like golden fountains then a golden shower LOL.

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 5:41:37 PM

boy **** that. I’m not into this. If you want to hang out one on one call me. xxx-xxx-xxxx

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 5:58:47 PM

girl Oh come on. It will be fun. Why don’t I have Tony call you.

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 6:15:07 PM

boy **** no I don’t want some guy calling me.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 6:24:12 PM

girl Ok Rick then, he’s more sensitive. He makes you feel like your talking to a women.

What time should I tell him to call you? Your number’s xxx-xxx-xxxx right?

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 6:36:23 PM

boy Are you not ****ing hearing me. I don’t want anyone calling me.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 6:58:42 PM

girl I’m sorry but he already has your number. He said he’ll call around 8. At this point, I would recommend calling your cell phone provider and having your number changed if you really want to avoid his call.

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 7:05:27 PM

boy **** you bitch.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 7:57:34 PM

girl That’s no way to talk to a lady. Anyways, I’ll let you go… I know you’re expecting a call.

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22 Comments on “I’ll let you go”

  1. 1 Wolf said at 10:06 am on October 16th, 2009:

    Lol. This is hilarious!

  2. 2 LOL said at 10:21 am on October 16th, 2009:

    WOOOOW very funny

  3. 3 douchewhisperer said at 6:02 pm on October 16th, 2009:

    Aww, poor Joey didn’t get to have his “R. Kelly” moment.

  4. 4 NFD Dave said at 9:43 am on October 17th, 2009:

    Need more votes, come on everyone, give this a 5/5 :)

  5. 5 Texas Takeover said at 7:53 pm on October 17th, 2009:

    LOLLERSKATEZ

  6. 6 Hecs said at 11:22 pm on October 18th, 2009:

    This is genius
    I can`t stop laughing

  7. 7 sweeny said at 12:49 am on October 19th, 2009:

    this is funny …wots he doing giving his number out in the first place ???
    every1 noes you get a new chip to give out on the net….pmsl

  8. 8 jessica said at 12:59 am on October 19th, 2009:

    im all for gags but this one was poor. some poor random dude probably changed his number and he didnt really deserve it.. i kinda hope it was fake cause then i wouldnt feel so bad for chuckling..

  9. 9 john said at 8:18 am on October 19th, 2009:

    very good

  10. 10 anonymous said at 7:49 pm on October 19th, 2009:

    hilarious

  11. 11 Kat said at 10:24 pm on October 19th, 2009:

    For Jessica and others wondering… he did a lot of these, not just for a one time gag but to show the lengths men will go to just for the possibility of getting laid. This also illustrates how hard it can be for a woman to get rid of an interested creep bag.

  12. 12 anananananananananeanananananananneananananannaannenenananananananannenenananananananananneneanannanaannananaannenannananananananenenananananananananneneanananananananaenenananananananananananeanananananananneananananannaannenenananananananannenenanananan said at 12:49 pm on October 20th, 2009:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA omg that was funny!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    omg that was funny!

  13. 13 CRDiablo said at 3:32 pm on October 20th, 2009:

    I wonder if he decided to be a part of the shower. That would be funny.

  14. 14 bn said at 6:55 pm on October 20th, 2009:

    Kat: why did the guy deserve this (I’m not saying it’s not funny on some level, but I’m with Jessica on saying I feel kinda sorry for him)? And what do you mean about what lengths guys will go to? He asked to chat with her, and in his initial comment, there’s no reason to believe he had any bad intentions. From reading that first comment, it just looked like he was trying to get to know her. From his second comment, it looked like he was either pretending she didn’t just say anything about golden showers or didn’t really understand what it was. I have friends who have met people on the internet and are now in great relationships, one of whom is engaged. This was at least a little cruel.

  15. 15 SerinaDruid said at 11:29 pm on October 20th, 2009:

    lol! Serves him right! I love it!

  16. 16 frankthehand said at 8:55 pm on October 22nd, 2009:

    holly shit, i did the same shit to my ex just that she has problems paying bills. guys fell for it in an instant and she got a shit load of calls Lol!!!

  17. 17 Alyss said at 1:28 pm on November 11th, 2009:

    Um, Don’tEvenReply, anyone?

  18. 18 Chewie said at 1:38 pm on November 20th, 2009:

    This was good, my friend pretended to be a hot lesbian and played around with other lesbians…..

  19. 19 saitokthx said at 10:02 am on November 27th, 2009:

    old people trolling :]

  20. 20 roflcoptor said at 10:18 pm on December 1st, 2009:

    lmao that’s epic. I get that a LOT and I’m sorry “bn” but every single message I got from a guy that asked to “Get to know me better” was just for sex. It always ends up in “When can we meet up so I could..get to know you better.” or giving me their number(After about 5 messages). Sorry but if that’s not for wanting sex than what is?

    This guy deserved it, he was looking for sex and…well…he got a male. ;P

  21. 21 Jesse said at 11:20 am on December 25th, 2009:

    For real. This is retardation. The guy did nothing to deserve this bullshit, he sent a message to a woman on a dating site. Women don’t get signed up for dating sites against their will. He was sending a message to someone that as far as he knew was receptive to the message. And so what if he was looking for sex, that’s not a crime, and you know what? sometimes women are just looking for sex. Odd, that, considering sex is what keeps the species going. Plus, I’d say asking for a golden shower is pretty much saying that you are looking for sex. You don’t reveal the kinks you’re into to someone you don’t want to at least get to know better, and most of us keep our kinks between us and our significant others/sex friends.

    Sorry for the rant, but stupid shit like this gets me riled up.

  22. 22 fsticfrankie said at 10:40 pm on December 29th, 2009:

    What iz zis “Golden Shower”?Iz good clean fun?

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