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From: ************
Subject: How are you these days?
Sent Date: 9/8/2009 10:40:16 PM
How are you these days? Well I hope. I do understand your hesitation about a person’s intentions on this site, which is perhaps why you have not written back to me. I am very sincere, very genuine; I am very much interested in getting to know you. I get excited when talking to a woman of seemingly substance as they are difficult to find. I do hope you write back and I assure you, I am the “real deal.”
From: *******
Subject: RE:How are you these days?
Sent Date: 9/8/2009 10:59:41 PM
Thanks for the message. I appreciate your 5 follow up emails since I last wrote you. Persistence is a strong quality that I see your not short on. It’s been a world wind of a week. I was recruited to San Francisco to be a fortune cookie writer. No more working part-time as a hooters hostess. Although if you visit the Hooters in Burbank ask for Bridgett, tell them you know Tiffany Fake and they’ll give the royal treatment. Regarding our budding relationship… I’m willing to give this a shot long distance if you are?
From: ************
Subject: RE:RE:How are you these days?
Sent Date: 9/8/2009 11:26:29 PM
Thanks for the reply. Congratulations on your promotion and yes, I am a person who believes in the power of persistence if interested in getting to know a woman who seems legit and so captivates my attention (yes, I am referring to you). It is a shame you are in San Francisco. I do wish you would have remained in Burbank so we could be closer together. In any case, as for a long distance relationship, well I do like you and I am interested in you. I am sure we can figure something out in terms of seeing each other. Maybe, alternate weekends or something? Anyway, call me. I am up now.
xxx-xxx-xxxx
From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:How are you these days?
Sent Date: 9/9/2009 6:43:53 PM
The next couple days are really busy for me but I will call this weekend. One question… if we are going to go down this path of courtship, I need to know one thing and I want you to be honest with me. Have you pleasured yourself while looking at my picture… and if so how many times? Be honest.
From: ************
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:How are you these days?
Sent Date: 9/9/2009 10:10:24 PM
I am an honest man and yes, your pictures do excite me. I am more excited however, by who you seem to be within. This is what attracts me the most. Nonetheless, yes again your pictures do excite me and I have pleasured myself several times in hopes we can eventually meet, but I am not just after sex; I am after much more in a relationship. Anyway, call me.
xxx-xxx-xxxx
From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:How are you these days?
Sent Date: 9/9/2009 11:03:37 PM
I’m sorry… this has to end. Your last message is quite disturbing. I pretty much threw up when I read it. Your previous messages made me think you were a sweat wholesome young man… with strong moral fibers. Turns out your mentally ill. You need professional help… but I believe with the proper treatment… you can beat this. I know an excellent psychologist in LA that specializes in helping sexually deviant degenerates like yourself. She’s seen a lot of sick twisted freaks. She only deals with the worst scum.
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<3 you've got a talent sir!
this one is effing brutal