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Do you have a bad temper

From: *******
Subject: Hi
Sent Date: 8/25/2009 4:34:50 PM

girl I see you’re into the herb… what’s a girl got to do to smoke with you? :)

From: ******
Subject: RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/25/2009 6:59:51 PM

boy idk what u down 2 do…..

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/25/2009 11:46:33 PM

girl For some good weed… just about anything :)

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/25/2009 11:52:26 PM

boy o ya…..well how about we get stoned n have a lil fun….

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/26/2009 11:45:20 AM

girl Sounds good but I must warn you… I have a tendency to black out when I smoke. The last time I smoked, I woke up butt naked in a field with a broken arm, surrounded by 4 dead fawns. From what i’ve pieced together, I must have wandered into an open meadow and was attacked by the deer… who were simply protecting their nest.

They weren’t counting on my wilderness survival skills, which I thankfully acquired from years of watching animal planet.

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/26/2009 11:51:13 AM

boy hahah wtf……damm i dont want u 2 black out n hurt me….
where do u stay at

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/26/2009 4:55:32 PM

girl Ha. I can’t make any promises! My family has a history of violence. I want to get this out in the open in case our relationship goes anywhere. When I was 12 years old my mother killed my father after they got into a heated debate over the name of the actor that played Mr. Belvedere in the hit 1980s series, Mr. Belvedere. She bludgeoned him to death with a toaster, right in front of me. After they took my mom to jail I was raised by my aunts. Needless to say, I’m very uncomfortable watching 80’s sitcoms, or participating in any type of trivia, for fear I’ll rage into a violent flashback.

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/26/2009 11:09:16 PM

boy damm that is the craziest sh*t ive ever heard…..

do u have a bad temper…..

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4 Comments on “Do you have a bad temper”

  1. 1 Courtney said at 4:05 pm on October 16th, 2009:

    I almost peed my pants laughing at work.

  2. 2 Cailin said at 6:41 am on November 9th, 2009:

    Fawns. Animal planet. Toaster. 80′s sitcoms.

  3. 3 Cailin said at 6:41 am on November 9th, 2009:

    ….ROFL. rofl so hard, I sent that comment too soon. <333 you man.

  4. 4 QWall said at 4:36 pm on May 18th, 2010:

    O.M.G. – and here I thought the only thing the Animal Planet was good for was watching animal porn :x

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