Are you for real

From: *******
Subject: Are you for real?
Sent Date: 8/24/2009 7:11:03 PM

Your profile is very well written. You are obviously very beautiful and smart. Which virtually precludes you from having any interest in me. Yet, still I will try to win your affection through my astounding wit and poor writing.

I have ‘farm boy strength’ from summers on my grandparent’s farm. I could easily lift you over my head. I am gentle and kindhearted. I can fix most everything. My ass looks nice in some jeans and out of jeans as well. I’m complemented most of all on my eyes. I would try very hard to make you laugh. I am very attentive to things that interest me and you are interesting indeed.

That’s about the best I can do.

From: *******
Subject: RE:Are you for real?
Sent Date: 8/24/2009 7:55:47 PM

Thanks for the message :) Here’s a silly question… every girl like/wants to be swept of
her feet… what would you do to sweep me off my feet?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:Are you for real?
Sent Date: 8/24/2009 8:22:12 PM

Besides the literal lifting you off the ground with a hug? It really would depend on you and what I thought you would like best. When I do things that ignite my interest I tend to go all out. If you wanted a homemade dinner I would cook you your favorite meal. If wine was your passion I would take you on a wine tasting tour through wineries. If you liked a stroll at sunset or even take a car ride to your favorite park to feed the ducks that’s what I would do.

But you still haven’t answered my first question. Are you for real?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:Are you for real?
Sent Date: 8/24/2009 8:34:56 PM

Am I for real? I’ve never been asked that question. Well to be honest, yes and no. I’m not actually the girl you see in the profile. That’s a friend of mine. I’m a 28 year old guy who created a profile of her to see what guys are willing to say or do… or flaws they might look past… to go out with a hot chick.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Are you for real?
Sent Date: 8/24/2009 8:59:31 PM

You are real! Sweet. I love a girl with humor :) Sometimes people make fake profiles to fish for emails. Usually if girls are to pretty or to good to be true they are not real, but you are. I just like to check before I invest to much time into something that is just a fantasy girl. Not a fantastic girl.

If you want to talk or text here is my number. xxxxxxxxxx

Maybe if I thought of something witty I could put it here. Nope.

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