What happens when a 28 year old guy makes a profile of a hot girl on a free dating site? A bunch of WTF.

And I don’t want any hassle

From: *******
Subject: Hi
Sent Date: 9/30/2009 3:11:29 PM

girl You’re cute.

From: *******
Subject: RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/30/2009 9:52:19 PM

boy awww :D we need to chat soon :D you’re really pretty! 3

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 7:04:33 PM

girl I’m not sure how to put this, so I’ll just be upfront about it. I want a baby… and I think your the man for the job. I want to be clear… I’m not looking for anything in return. As a matter of fact, I would want us to sever all ties after the “mission” is complete. So whether it takes 10 or 100 tries, can I count you in for this?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 7:16:50 PM

boy What about me made you want to message or/ ask me about this? Did you send this to any other people? Is this a scam?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 7:43:57 PM

girl No I haven’t messaged anyone else about this and no it’s not a scam. If it was a scam you’d know about it. Anyways, how about this… why don’t we just get to know each other and go from there, and sorry if I came on to strong.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 7:45:00 PM

boy haha that sounds great! it was a bit strong, but if you are emotionally/financially stable id love to help you bring a bundle of joy into the world. i’d love to get to know you :)

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 7:57:57 PM

girl Great :) There’s just a few questions I want to get out of the way…

1) How’s your vision? Healthy eyes? Do you wear glasses/contact?
2) Any allergies?
3) Medical conditions in your family? History of heart disease? High blood pressure?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 8:03:20 PM

boy 20/20 vision, both my parent’s wear glasses, I don’t need them. No allergies… and no medical conditions really.. emphysema on my dad’s side of the family.. heart disease/high blood pressure I don’t believe so..

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 8:51:53 PM

girl Ok, and…

1) High school GPA? (approximate is fine)
2) Have you had all your shots? (tetanus, polio, rubella, hepatitis B, etc.)
3) Do you have a yearly physical? Name of doctor?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 9:01:57 PM

boy 3.75, yes, I haven’t had a physical in a year or two.. Dr. Barr I think, it was my mom’s doctor..

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 9:08:16 PM

girl Dr. Barr huh? What’s his number? I may need to verify this… or maybe since it was your mom’s doctor it would be better for you to give me her number.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 9:14:23 PM

boy I’m sorry this is all just a little fast you know.. I don’t even really know what your intentions are- we need to chat or something.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 9:27:57 PM

girl HEY!… I am not interested in playing games… now… give… me… Dr. Barr’s… or… your… mom’s… phone… number!

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 9:32:53 PM

boy http://www.pph.org/default.aspx?nd=476 that is the facility where his office is. I don’t feel comfortable giving you my mom’s number under the circumstances.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 10/1/2009 9:39:57 PM

girl Ok, that’ll be fine for now. I’m off to bed now but tomorrow I’m going to need your mom’s phone number… and I don’t want any hassle. With a child at stake I need to make sure your story checks out.

Posted: October 2nd, 2009 | No Comments »

Just a few boxes

From: *********
Subject: Hi
Sent Date: 9/23/2009 10:55:02 AM

boy Hey im Kevin, So what are you all about? Let me in on a few secrets :) Hows life in the city? I go there quite abit but never lived there.

From: *******
Subject: RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/24/2009 7:29:53 PM

girl I’m pretty good. Just busy running my business. Sometimes I feel like I do nothing but work.

From: *********
Subject: RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/24/2009 10:48:44 PM

boy Thats cool :)…. Better to be busy than have lots of idle time on your hands, But we all need a break from the everyday get up :)

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/25/2009 7:39:30 PM

girl Ya that’s true… Man, I had a close call today. I was at the mall trying on clothes when I forgot my tools to cut the tags off. I thought oh well, I’ll just walk out the door real quick. Well, a security guard starting chasing me. Luckily the guy was slow and I got away. Hope he’s not working tomorrow I still need a few more shirts LOL.

From: *********
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/25/2009 11:12:32 PM

boy Wow thats pretty crazy. Glad your okay and not in trouble :)

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/26/2009 5:39:30 PM

girl Do you have any extra room at your place?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/27/2009 7:15:24 PM

boy Extra room? What do you mean?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/27/2009 7:42:37 PM

girl I need someplace to store some inventory… it’s just a few boxes. With the way the economy is… I haven’t been able to turn over merchandise on my eBay store as quick as in the past.

From: *********
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/27/2009 9:41:12 PM

boy Sorry I dont have any extra space.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/27/2009 9:59:22 PM

girl Really? The boxes aren’t that big and you can just stack them on top of each other. I’m sure we can work something out. Why don’t I come over and we can both brainstorm on how to rearrange your furniture to make room.

Sound good? :)

From: *********
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/27/2009 10:15:47 PM

boy Im not rearranging anything.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/27/2009 11:31:56 PM

girl Well… If you don’t want to rearrange anything… why don’t you pick a piece of furniture you like least and we’ll put it for sale on eBay. That way you won’t have to rearrange anything and we can fit the boxes… we can even use my eBay account. I have a 97% feedback rating.

From: *********
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/27/2009 10:15:47 PM

boy Are you insane im not selling any furniture. Look, Do you want to meet up or not?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 9/27/2009 11:31:56 PM

girl I’m not sure. You seem like a nice man but I’m on here for one reason and that’s to find someone with a particular skill set, so unless you have 2-3 years of experience shipping narcotics through the postal system… we’re going to have to go our seperate ways.

Posted: September 29th, 2009 | 2 Comments »

I’ll let you go

From: ******
Subject: Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 1:25:17 PM

boy Hello, my name is Joey. I was reading your profile and would like to get to know more about you. A little about me…I am 27, born and raised in the bay area. Like I said, I would like to get to know more about you, so get back to me and lets chat. Thanks

From: *******
Subject: RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 3:27:44 PM

girl Hey Joey, how’s it going? I’m not going to beat around the bush. I’m looking for someone who can give me a golden shower. Can you deliver?

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 3:54:17 PM

boy Girl I can deliver whatever you want. What’s you number? Let’s talk.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 4:32:15 PM

girl Woohoo! Two other guys are interested too!

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 4:45:23 PM

boy Interested in what?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 5:16:27 PM

girl In joining. It will be you, this guy Rick and this guy Tony, so I guess it will be more like golden fountains then a golden shower LOL.

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 5:41:37 PM

boy **** that. I’m not into this. If you want to hang out one on one call me. xxx-xxx-xxxx

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 5:58:47 PM

girl Oh come on. It will be fun. Why don’t I have Tony call you.

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 6:15:07 PM

boy **** no I don’t want some guy calling me.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 6:24:12 PM

girl Ok Rick then, he’s more sensitive. He makes you feel like your talking to a women.

What time should I tell him to call you? Your number’s xxx-xxx-xxxx right?

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 6:36:23 PM

boy Are you not ****ing hearing me. I don’t want anyone calling me.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 6:58:42 PM

girl I’m sorry but he already has your number. He said he’ll call around 8. At this point, I would recommend calling your cell phone provider and having your number changed if you really want to avoid his call.

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 7:05:27 PM

boy **** you bitch.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hello
Sent Date: 9/22/2009 7:57:34 PM

girl That’s no way to talk to a lady. Anyways, I’ll let you go… I know your expecting a call.

Posted: September 24th, 2009 | No Comments »

Poetry

From: *******
Subject: Hey
Sent Date: 9/12/2009 2:28:47 PM

girl Hey… that picture of you in your living room without a shirt is pretty sexy.

From: ******
Subject: RE:Hey
Sent Date: 9/12/2009 3:45:07 PM

boy Look, smile, lick, kiss

Tongue, lips, biting, touching

Touching, rubbing, fondling, craving

Unbutton, Unbutton, Unbutton, caress

Unbutton, drop, lick, lick, suck, touch

Breast, nipple,**** ****

Touch, nibble, moan, breathe, heat

Unclasp, pull off, drop, grab, rub, rub

Flick, circle, arch, moan, heat, fondle

Unbutton, unzip, drop, grab, squeeze

Cock, shaft, moist, ****

Kiss, tongue, suck, breasts, moan, throb

Unbutton, unzip, drop, rub, rub, heat

Moist, hot, breast, breast, suck, press

Remove, touch, rub, fingers, insert, hot

Wet, ****, fingers, inside, moist

Up, down, up, down, harder, harder, harder

Wet, dripping, throbbing, touching

Head, rubbing, entering, craving

Half way, pulsating, warm, so good

Breasts, sucking, squeezing, licking

Ass, smacked, held, deeper, deeper, deeper

Up, down, up, down, harder, deeper, harder

Tingling, toes to legs to ****…cumming

Deeper, deeper, drenched, breast, biting

Reverse, ass, squeezing, smacking, g-spot

Rubbing, entering, breasts, touching

Penis, orgasim, cum, ****, deep

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:Hey
Sent Date: 9/12/2009 4:28:47 PM

girl you, trunk, me, driving

driving, driving, driving, driving

desert, flat, dry, hot

no, people, no, crime

you, trunk, tied, hands

me, park, get, shovel

dig, dig, dig, dig

load, gun, full, clip

you, hole, me, ready

gun, shot, shot, shot

me, smile, smile, smile

shovel, dirt, back, back

me, drive, home, home

Posted: September 13th, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Is that an issue?

From: *******
Subject: Hi!
Sent Date: 9/9/2009 4:13:39 PM

boy Hey! Whats up! I have never really done this before so I really dont know what to say! So what makes you different from all the others?

From: *******
Subject: RE:Hi!
Sent Date: 9/9/2009 4:19:58 PM

girl I have a prosthetic leg.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:Hi!
Sent Date: 9/10/2009 1:20:50 PM

boy Well thats ok. Are you from LA?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hi!
Sent Date: 9/10/2009 4:22:05 PM

girl I also have a glass eye. Is that an issue?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi!
Sent Date: 9/11/2009 7:04:07 PM

boy I don’t think it’s an issue. I honestly can’t even tell in your picture.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi!
Sent Date: 9/11/2009 10:33:22 PM

girl I also have overactive sweat glands. I sweat more then a pregnant nun at confession. Just going from the couch to the kitchen makes me soaked. Since I sweat so much. I have to drink a ton of water to stay hydrated. Usually 2-3 gallons a day. If I drink any less, I’ll faint and that’s not fun. Last time I fainted I was driving my car and ended up plowing through a pre-school playground during recess. Fortunately no kids died, and only half a dozen or so had to be taken to the hospital for broken bones.

Anyways, is that an issue?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi!
Sent Date: 9/11/2009 11:00:47 PM

boy Well I guess everyone needs to sweat right. So what’s your favorite tv show?

Posted: September 12th, 2009 | 2 Comments »

The Sketch

From: ******
Subject: Hi
Sent Date: 8/29/2009 7:44:53 AM

boy How are you? I liked your profile and pictures. You seem very attractive and fun. I would be interested in getting to know you :) I’m a big animal lover. Enjoy camping, hiking and playing sports.

From: *******
Subject: RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/29/2009 2:16:19 PM

girl You seem like a sweet guy but I’m not sure we’re a good match.

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/30/2009 7:44:53 AM

boy Why do you say that?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/30/2009 3:22:15 PM

girl Well, I’m hesitant to say but truth be told I met with my psychic today and she had some interesting and revealing information. She said a bearded man would come into my life… quite possibly of middle eastern descent, though she could not confirm nor deny that. She said he would seem nice, fun, and harmless… but he would bring me terrifying nightmares through his manipulation of my mind. She then sketched an image and well… don’t you notice a resemblance?

Drawing I sent him          His profile picture

guy sketch guy sketch 1

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/30/2009 5:23:12 PM

boy This is crazy. I’m not trying to manipulate your mind. Who’s your psychic?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/30/2009 7:19:16 PM

girl If I told you, I fear I would put her life in jeopardy. I couldn’t live with myself knowing her blood was on my shoulders. Please don’t kill me or my psychic. Please… whatever voodoo your into. Please spare me.

From: ******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/30/2009 7:23:24 PM

boy Are you kidding me. Is this some joke?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi
Sent Date: 8/30/2009 7:26:15 PM

girl Yes this is a joke. This isn’t real. We never spoke.

Posted: September 12th, 2009 | No Comments »

It’s all good

From: ************
Subject: whats up beautiful
Sent Date: 9/8/2009 8:40:42 PM

boy Your beautiful.

From: *******
Subject: RE:whats up beautiful
Sent Date: 9/8/2009 11:06:17 PM

girl thank you

From: ************
Subject: RE:RE:whats up beautiful
Sent Date: 9/9/2009 7:01:05 PM

boy We should talk. Call me. xxx-xxx-xxxx

From: *******
Subject: **** You
Sent Date: 9/9/2009 8:43:45 PM

girl You ****ing ***hole! I hope you die. I hope someone cuts your balls off, feeds them to you, and you choke to death. You make me sick. You think I’m afraid of going back to jail? HA! That brick through your window is just the beginning.

From: *******
Subject: RE:**** You
Sent Date: 9/9/2009 8:44:41 PM

girl Whoops sorry… meant to send that to someone else.

I’d love to talk! I’ll call you this weekend. Saturday or Sunday work best?

From: ************
Subject: RE:RE:**** You
Sent Date: 9/10/2009 12:33:36 AM

boy Should I even ask what’s about. No it’s all good. Call me sunday.

Posted: September 10th, 2009 | No Comments »

Do you want her number?

From: ************
Subject: How are you these days?
Sent Date: 9/8/2009 10:40:16 PM

boy How are you these days? Well I hope. I do understand your hesitation about a person’s intentions on this site, which is perhaps why you have not written back to me. I am very sincere, very genuine; I am very much interested in getting to know you. I get excited when talking to a woman of seemingly substance as they are difficult to find. I do hope you write back and I assure you, I am the “real deal.”

From: *******
Subject: RE:How are you these days?
Sent Date: 9/8/2009 10:59:41 PM

girl Thanks for the message. I appreciate your 5 follow up emails since I last wrote you. Persistence is a strong quality that I see your not short on. It’s been a world wind of a week. I was recruited to San Francisco to be a fortune cookie writer. No more working part-time as a hooters hostess. Although if you visit the Hooters in Burbank ask for Bridgett, tell them you know Tiffany Fake and they’ll give the royal treatment. Regarding our budding relationship… I’m willing to give this a shot long distance if you are?

From: ************
Subject: RE:RE:How are you these days?
Sent Date: 9/8/2009 11:26:29 PM

boy Thanks for the reply. Congratulations on your promotion and yes, I am a person who believes in the power of persistence if interested in getting to know a woman who seems legit and so captivates my attention (yes, I am referring to you). It is a shame you are in San Francisco. I do wish you would have remained in Burbank so we could be closer together. In any case, as for a long distance relationship, well I do like you and I am interested in you. I am sure we can figure something out in terms of seeing each other. Maybe, alternate weekends or something? Anyway, call me. I am up now.

xxx-xxx-xxxx

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:How are you these days?
Sent Date: 9/9/2009 6:43:53 PM

girl The next couple days are really busy for me but I will call this weekend. One question… if we are going to go down this path of courtship, I need to know one thing and I want you to be honest with me. Have you pleasured yourself while looking at my picture… and if so how many times? Be honest.

From: ************
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:How are you these days?
Sent Date: 9/9/2009 10:10:24 PM

boy I am an honest man and yes, your pictures do excite me. I am more excited however, by who you seem to be within. This is what attracts me the most. Nonetheless, yes again your pictures do excite me and I have pleasured myself several times in hopes we can eventually meet, but I am not just after sex; I am after much more in a relationship. Anyway, call me.

xxx-xxx-xxxx

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:How are you these days?
Sent Date: 9/9/2009 11:03:37 PM

girl I’m sorry… this has to end. Your last message is quite disturbing. I pretty much threw up when I read it. Your previous messages made me think you were a sweat wholesome young man… with strong moral fibers. Turns out your mentally ill. You need professional help… but I believe with the proper treatment… you can beat this. I know an excellent psychologist in LA that specializes in helping sexually deviant degenerates like yourself. She’s seen a lot of sick twisted freaks. She only deals with the worst scum.

Do you want her number?

Posted: September 9th, 2009 | No Comments »

Are you for real

From: *******
Subject: Are you for real?
Sent Date: 8/24/2009 7:11:03 PM

boy Your profile is very well written. You are obviously very beautiful and smart. Which virtually precludes you from having any interest in me. Yet, still I will try to win your affection through my astounding wit and poor writing.

I have ‘farm boy strength’ from summers on my grandparent’s farm. I could easily lift you over my head. I am gentle and kindhearted. I can fix most everything. My ass looks nice in some jeans and out of jeans as well. I’m complemented most of all on my eyes. I would try very hard to make you laugh. I am very attentive to things that interest me and you are interesting indeed.

That’s about the best I can do.

From: *******
Subject: RE:Are you for real?
Sent Date: 8/24/2009 7:55:47 PM

girl Thanks for the message :) Here’s a silly question… every girl like/wants to be swept of
her feet… what would you do to sweep me off my feet?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:Are you for real?
Sent Date: 8/24/2009 8:22:12 PM

boy Besides the literal lifting you off the ground with a hug? It really would depend on you and what I thought you would like best. When I do things that ignite my interest I tend to go all out. If you wanted a homemade dinner I would cook you your favorite meal. If wine was your passion I would take you on a wine tasting tour through wineries. If you liked a stroll at sunset or even take a car ride to your favorite park to feed the ducks that’s what I would do.

But you still haven’t answered my first question. Are you for real?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:Are you for real?
Sent Date: 8/24/2009 8:34:56 PM

girl Am I for real? I’ve never been asked that question. Well to be honest, yes and no. I’m not actually the girl you see in the profile. That’s a friend of mine. I’m a 28 year old guy who created a profile of her to see what guys are willing to say or do… or flaws they might look past… to go out with a hot chick.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Are you for real?
Sent Date: 8/24/2009 8:59:31 PM

boy You are real! Sweet. I love a girl with humor :) Sometimes people make fake profiles to fish for emails. Usually if girls are to pretty or to good to be true they are not real, but you are. I just like to check before I invest to much time into something that is just a fantasy girl. Not a fantastic girl.

If you want to talk or text here is my number. xxxxxxxxxx

Maybe if I thought of something witty I could put it here. Nope.

Posted: September 1st, 2009 | No Comments »

How about some ice cream?

From: *******
Subject: hello
Sent Date: 8/20/2009 11:03:54 AM

boy how bout dinner/drinks maybe? where do u stay… hope to chat with ya soon…

From: *******
Subject: RE:hello
Sent Date: 8/21/2009 10:33:07 AM

girl Sure, how about dinner sometime next week?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:hello
Sent Date: 8/21/2009 3:39:50 PM

boy yes, that would be awesome…how’s wednesday sound? i am excited to meet up with you, i’m also nervous… give me a call and we’ll set up a time and place to have dinner..:) here’s my # xxxxxxxxxx

have a super day cutie….

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:hello
Sent Date: 8/24/2009 3:10:23 PM

girl I’ve got to be honest I’m pretty nervous too… would you mind if i bought by dad?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:hello
Sent Date: 8/24/2009 3:28:43 PM

boy you mean bring your dad along?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:hello
Sent Date: 8/24/2009 3:42:17 PM

girl Yes I mean bring my dad along. He is very sweet and I think you’ll like him. He worked as the fight coordinator on the last Rambo movie, he comes off as a little gruff but he’s a fluffy teddy bear at heart. He usually accompanies me on all my first dates just to make sure everything is above board. If he’s not there I usually get a little out of hand! LOL.

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:hello
Sent Date: 8/24/2009 3:46:18 PM

boy sure, i guess, where do you wanna go? what time?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:hello
Sent Date: 8/24/2009 4:32:57 PM

girl Oh I’m not picky why don’t you choose. Although I do have a few allergies, I can’t eat any wheat products, red meat makes me brake out in a rash, corn makes my face swell up, chicken is fine as long as its not cooked in any sauces, and vegetables are great but no potatoes, you don’t wasn’t to see me when I eat potatoes LOL. Talk to ya tonight!

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:hello
Sent Date: 8/24/2009 4:41:53 PM

boy wow, that makes it hard, how bout some ice cream?

Posted: September 1st, 2009 | 1 Comment »